I have thought about this,
And now I think it’s time,
Today I am going to write
An entire post in rhyme.
I’ll admit, it’s just to distract you
From my inactivity,
And the fact that I haven’t written a post
Since all eternity.
You see, I’ve been quite busy,
I’ve had lots of homework to do;
Tests to take, priceless items to break,
Multinational corporations to sue.
And yes, I’ve been travelling,
The packing took a while.
Let’s just say, it ended with
A body bag in a rubbish pile.
And on my travels, I chanced upon
Mr. President – Barack Obama,
From behind the curtain of snipers and rifles
He appeared to be quite the charmer.
Then of course, I had my homework,
Tons of it! (I’m not lying)
This took up most of my time.
It involved a lot of crying.
I also tried to start a diary,
Just in case I’m ever famous someday,
But I only managed one entry:
“Nothing much happened today.”
In a fit of misplaced enthusiasm,
I did some landscape painting,
And when nobody understood it,
I called it “a modern art thing”.
I suppose I should apologise now
For not writing in so long,
And then trying to make up for it with
A poor excuse for a song.
And now I think I’m running out of rhymes,
I just called a poem ‘a song’
I’ll end before this gets any worse,
Goodbye, readers! So long!
(Applause)
School. That’s all I have to say on the subject.
On a completely unrelated note (as in really unrelated) did you hear about Sue Townsend? I still haven’t read the book, but I know you like it because you recommended it to me a while back.
And glad that you’re back. 🙂
Haha, thanks 🙂
Yes, I did hear about it! It’s so unbelievably sad. I’ve always thought of Adrian Mole as a real person – to think that his creator is no more…
Hahahaha, this was pleasant to read(sing :P) in the midst of all my home work. Such brilliance, HOw?????
Haha, thank you 😀 I’m glad you enjoyed singing it!
😀 Posting a poem was my solution too! Only this was far more creative. You should rhyme more often. 🙂
Hahaha thank you so much 😀 I’ll try, but it takes so much effort to rhyme (even bad rhymes) 😛
Applause and laughter.
Hahaha thanks 😀
That was actually good,but then again according to me any poem which rhymes=good poem
Hahaha! I too judge poems by that very criteria!:D